Rohin Paikattil

Rohin Paikattil

My Whole Deal

Look, let's be honest. My business model is simple.

I hear a cool idea, I buy the domain.

You can call it "domain squatting." I call it "being a good listener." Think of me less as a thief and more as a... curator of your unlaunched dreams.

Masterclass In Action: The 'questiondating.com' Snatch

A flawless execution of my signature conversation-to-checkout pipeline. Below is the proof. The victim... I mean, 'client'... never saw it coming.

Evidence of domain acquisition

Receipt: The glorious moment an idea became my property.

My "Skills"

Blazing Fast Clicks

I can go from hearing your idea to owning its domain name before you've finished your sentence. It's a gift, really.

Strategic Eavesdropping

Coffee shops, Zoom calls, random chatter... if it sounds remotely like a .com, it'll soon be in my portfolio.

"Friendly" Negotiations

Of course you can have your domain back. Let's just have a little chat about my generous "finder's fee" first.

Reviews From My "Clients"

"I described my dream project to him over dinner. Now I have to call it 'My-Dream-Project-Official-v2.net'. Thanks, Rohin."

"He doesn't have original ideas. He has an RSS feed of *other people's* original ideas."

Plot Twist!

It turns out, what goes around, comes around.

Someone admired your business model so much, they decided to apply it to you.

The domain rohinpaikattil.com has been acquired.

Welcome to the other side. Feels great, doesn't it?